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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(Source: thewalkingdelrey)

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

(Source: nothxpls)

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

freshprinceofthefayz:


fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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readerbeware:

THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

readerbeware:

THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

modestmgmtofficial:

on chinese talk shows they always play popular songs in english and i don’t think they even know what they mean because i was watching one and this guy was telling the host how he’s dealing with drug overdose and his mother’s death and as he starts crying an acoustic version of what makes you beautiful started playing

dewgongo:

who dat, who dat
imagethat me -_-

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

(Source: suzziepsyche)

(Source: robertsdowneyjr)

(Source: let-love-be-without)